Isang pasyente ang nagpapacheck-up…
DOC: umubo ka!
PEDRO: ho! Ho! Ho!
DOC: ubo pa!
PEDRO: ho! Ho! Ho!
DOC: okay.
PEDRO: ano po ba sakit ko doc?
DOC: may ubo ka.
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Si Erap nakabasag ng vase sa Museum, yung attendant nataranta.
ATTENDANT: naku sir, more than 500 years old na po yang vase.
ERAP: hay salamat. Akala ko bago!
***
A biker stops at a young girl who’s about to jump off a bridge.
He asked her, “Do you mind giving me a final kiss before the jump?”
She quietly accepted and gave him one of the deepest kisses ever.
When she’s finished, the man said, “Wow! That was the best kiss I ever had! That’s a real talent you are wasting. So why are you planning to commit suicide?”
The girl replied, “My parents don’t like me dressing up like a girl. By the way, my name is BRANDO.”
***
THE VOW
GIRL: Ui, friend, alam mo ba "The Vow"? Ang ganda!
BOY: Oo nga. Sabi nga nila. Kaso di ko pa ako nakarating do'n.
GIRL: Nakarating?
BOY: Oo. Andun pa nga yung Mt. Apo, di ba?
GIRL: Eh Davao naman yun eh!
TOINK!
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