JOKES OF THE DAY

TOP JOKES OF THE DAY

Joke #5

Teacher: Juan, Who is EMILIO JACINTO?

Boy: I don’t know, ma’am.

Teacher: Then, concentrate on your studies!

Boy: Ma’am do you know Jennifer Dela Cruz?

Teacher: I don’t know her.

Boy: Then, CONCENTRATE ON YOUR HUSBAND!

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Joke # 4

The golden rule when choosing a menu in a restaurant:

“If you can’t pronounce it, YOU CAN’T AFFORD IT!”

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Joke # 3

Karamihan sa babae ngayon…

Di kasing husay magluto ng nanay nila…

Pero…

Kasing husay uminom ng tatay nila!

Daig pa minsan!

Nyak!

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Joke # 2

Juan: Ser, bilhin nyo na itong aso ko. Mura lang.

Buyer: Tapat ba sa amo yang asong yan?

Juan: Opo ser. Tatlong beses ko na ito benenta pero bumabalik pa rin sa akin!

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JOKE # 1

TANONG: Ano ang tawag sa babaeng hindi nagger?

SAGOT: GUNI-GUNI!